Hola, Fancy Faithful -

Just dropping a note to let you know the fun fab folks of Illusive (or at least Anna and Mark, a.k.a. The Expendables) will be exhibiting at yon West Hollywood Book Fair this weekend. It's a hoot.

It'll be especially hooty this year, as Mark (alleged writer) will be on stage and allowed to speak at the Indie Publisher panel! Those fools. At that hour of the morning Mark is still shaking off the effects of the Beastie Boy's 1986 album, Licensed to Ill. There's no telling what he might say. He might spill all the secrets of the Indie Secret Society! He might just pass out! There's no knowing unless you show up!

WEST HOLLYWOOD. THIS SUNDAY. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

(Seriously, I'll dish on anything you want to know. If you bring me coffee, I'll probably be able to make it coherent. Just come on over. It'll be our secret. - Mark "Deep Throat" Masterson)